Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Snowflake
"Hey snowflake! What you sayin today. Why don't you come over here and let me get a taste of that tumpsy." Ron screamed at the mystery lady walking by. The sexiness is what he wanted, sadly, its not what he got. "Okay, if you say so." replied the mystery lady. As she turned towards Ron and his boys, extreme horror filled their now motionless bodies. "1661!." someone shouted. "Yo Ron, you got kahunas, big kahunas bro." As the crew started to leave, Ron gave each person a look of desperation to stay with him. They look at him and just shook their heads. As this mystery lady approached, Ron stood helpless. he fully knew what was gonna happen next. "Mang why does this always happen to me. I saw this girl and was like BALLIN! but mang, a MAWG would look better, and I aint even part of the Velvet Mafia. God, this is arms yo, just arms."
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5 comments:
Nice piece of writing. Disrciptive. Play on words. Nice.
Very good description.
you got kahunas, big kahunas.
LOL, i love that.
hahahaha lmao nice the kid got own by that old lady good stuff
first line...the lady ought to have slapped the kid no doubt.
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