Cat Fight

"Oh Jacques, zee gala is going to be très grande! Oh qu’est que je vais porter? It must be perfect, za top fashion editors from all over ze world will be zere, ah mon dieu!" Melanie scrunched her face in frustration.

Gisele walked up next to Melanie obliviously, starting to brush through the clothing hangers.

Melanie scrutinized her with one look, and threw her a dirty face."Hey Jacques, cette bonhomme fille just walked into zee section I’m in. Pourquoi les bonhommes filles insist on shopping in my section? Don’t they know that les vetements du merde they seek, aren’t in zis store! Non! Jacques, no! Je n’aime pas these fashion wannabees. They have no fashion sense and shopping with them makes me look bad!" Melanie stamped a foot down angrily, shouting loudly into her phone.

”Um, is there a problem because it seems that you’re talking about me. Am I offending you?" Gisele finally looked up at the girl standing a few feet away from her.

Melanie looked at her straight in the face, as if daring her to hold the gaze."You are zee problem! you girls who shame us. We French people are what I like to call fashionista, et bonhomme fille, you are not fashionista. So out of my way, let me continue my work." She crossed her arms defensively, but turned back to her browsing.

Gisele stood her ground.”Yeah you're right, I’m no fashionista, but I am a human being. I vote, I listen to the news everyday, I donate money to charity, when there’s an argument I pick a side... let me guess, you’re neutral when it comes to everything but fashion?" She imitated Melanie's stance, leaning on one foot and glaring at her with hard eyes.

Livid with anger now, "Leesten tramp, you could never doo what I doo, they would throw garbage at you, and you’re married are you? Does he work at zee McDonalds or zee Burger King? Haha, c’est domage!"She snickered at her last line, for effect.

"Ok let’s get one thing straight miss fashionista; do not bring my husband into this. He is a hard-working man who takes care of his family. Secondly, quand je vois vous, je vois un piece du merde, you dress kind of emo, you’re fashion sense sucks and quite frankly, ton français, c’est ne pas bon n’est-ce pas?"